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The Longest Knife

by Gerry 

Posted: 10 May 2011
Word Count: 597
Summary: A (very tentative) entry for Fi's week 356 challenge.


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The Longest Knife

‘My Christ, Geoff. The noise.’ Georgina, his wife, was up with him on stage as the party workers cheered the results coming through on the big screens.
He looked down. Jimmy Pollock would be up here in a tick, with the grand speech: the people had spoken ... work to be done now, wrongs to be righted ... scores to be settled.
Bull to be shat.
Georgina nudged him. Jimmy was there, he’d seen: weaving through the crowd, clutching hands, shoulders, necks ... Then the bound up the steps, the big grin ...
‘You bugger,’ said Jimmy coming over, putting an arm round his shoulders. ‘Your night, Geoff. You’ve kept the whole bloody lot together, you and Malcolm. Miracle workers. See me tomorrow, bright and early. At Number Ten ... Number Ten, eh? How does that sound?’
‘Terrific.’ Maybe it did, too.
‘Now,’ Jimmy said, ‘this speech won’t be one of yours, Master Spin King, but one of mine. It’s going to be Pollock’s. Pure Pollock’s.’
Jimmy stepped forward into the Super Trouper’s light, arms raised.

Shaved and breakfasted, Geoffrey looked over to the crowd in Downing Street as the policeman opened the door. Inside, he was heading towards the stairs, but his deputy, Malcolm Boyle, was in the way, gesturing to a room on his right ....
The door sighed shut, Boyle sat himself at the mahogany desk: piles of newspapers, a notebook with the BBC’s early coverage on mute. Boyle pointed to the armchair opposite.
He sat slowly, his eyes on Boyle’s.‘I was going to see Jimmy.’
‘Busy.’ said Boyle. ‘Having his hair curled by the secret service chaps.’ Boyle leaned back, looking across, smiling. ‘Geoffrey, we’ve known each other for ...’
‘What’s going on here, Malcolm?’
‘No flies on Geoffrey Tailor,’ he said. ‘We’ve been talking, see ...’
‘We?’ he said. ‘You and the hacks at HQ?’
‘Indeed,’ said Malcolm, ‘You are not a peacetime campaigner, are you? A genius at galvanising the troops, summoning the sinews, yes, but the tone now needs to be ...’
‘Conciliatory?’
‘You’re way ahead of me, Geoff.’
‘Suppose I don’t want to go?’
‘Oh, but Geoff,’ said Malcolm, opening a drawer, reaching for a thick manila envelope, ‘we think you do ...’
‘Photographs?’ he said, staring. ‘A flash-drive of emails, too, sent between me and ...’
‘And ... a third party.’ Malcolm smiled. ‘You wouldn’t like your wife to know, would you?’
‘She already does.’
‘Really?’
‘Yes. We were going to get a separation after the election. Amicably.’
‘Oh, but it’s such a messy start to an administration.’
‘I’ve worked hard to stop all this dirty tricks crap ...’
‘Between parties and by the media, Geoffrey. A great job only you could’ve done.’
He stared at Boyle. ‘So, all this ... information ...’
‘Was gathered by us,’ said Malcolm.
‘By you, you mean.’
‘By us, Geoffrey. For the greater good of the party. Go quietly. Today. There’s a safe seat, company directorships, whatever Geoffey wants ...’
Silence.
Then he laughed for a while, watching Boyle’s face do nothing. ‘Don’t worry, Malcolm,’ he said, still smiling. ‘I’ll go quietly.’ He got up. ‘You know what? I fancy my old newspaper column back. Dish the dirt again. Be fun. I could call you Lance - Lance Boyle. How’s that sound?’
Picking up the envelope, he went to the door, where he turned to watch the PM’s Press Secretary open the Telegraph. ‘Now, what about the weather, Lance?’ he said. ‘Here’s your forecast: Sunny today ... severe storms later.’
Boyle didn’t look up as he closed the door.







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dharker at 20:55 on 10 May 2011  Report this post
I like this a lot Gerry! Political shinannigans at their very best! Trust a seasoned politician to have a get out. Great set up and an even greater twist! Excellent!

Dave

Gerry at 21:00 on 10 May 2011  Report this post

Cheers, Dave. Glad you liked it. I was really unsure about it myself, though I couldn't quite work out why.

Gerry.

tusker at 06:13 on 11 May 2011  Report this post
Loved this too, Gerry.

Laughed out loud at: 'It's going to be Pollucks. Pure Pollucks.'

A sort of Yes Minister flash which shows what a load of .... they all are.

Jennifer

Gerry at 06:43 on 11 May 2011  Report this post


Thanks very much, Jennifer. Glad you like it. The Pollock thing was inspired by Balls - Ed Balls, that is.

Gerry

firethorne at 07:35 on 11 May 2011  Report this post

Hi Gerry ,

Good insight into the world of politics. Probably another wasp trap. Guys can't resist the glory and power, end up playing themselves out at something like multidimensional chess during their term of office with other people as equally sneaky and nasty and they don't actually know why they are doing it.

I wasn't definite over what the time gap was between the first and second paragraph. If it is the next day then this is really dirty tricks. It's still dirty tricks whatever the gap is.

Politics is all so underhand and I guess Geoff is the top player, still. Must make you kind of paranoid working in this environment if you stay around long enough. No wonder we've got 225 nuclear warheads pointing at the other 6 billion people on the rest of the planet.


Good story.

Andy

Gerry at 08:17 on 11 May 2011  Report this post

Thanks, Andy. The time gap is really supposed to be the next day, but, as you say, I'm not sure that's so important.

Gerry.

Desormais at 11:48 on 11 May 2011  Report this post
This really made me laugh. I loved the line 'bull to be shat'. And it all had such a familiar ring to it.

Very well done Gerry.

Sandra

Gerry at 13:02 on 11 May 2011  Report this post


Thank you, Sandra. Glad you liked it.

Forbes at 23:50 on 12 May 2011  Report this post
Just the names changed to protect the not-so-innocent, eh Gerry? Don't know how I missed this. Good easy flow and confidently executed. Yes minister without the laughs! Loved the name of the assassin - Lance Boyle.

Nice one

Avis

Gerry at 06:26 on 13 May 2011  Report this post

Thanks, Avis. Glad you enjoyed it.




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