Observation on a Streetwalker
Posted: 01 June 2010
Word Count: 123
That woman’s amazingly tasty
for a ‘lady’ of her kind of ilk.
She’s brass, has no class, but a fan-tastic arse,
and her legs are like rivers of milk.
She wears skirts she just shouldn’t be seen in
(but I guess that she isn’t for long)
They’re mostly the sort that are ever so short
and her underwear’s always a thong.
Oh, I wish I could summon up courage
to ask her how much she would charge
to show me the ropes but, against other blokes,
my manhood is not very large.
I just couldn’t bear to be laughed at
when my boxer shorts drop to the ground.
So I’ll just scurry by, avoiding her eye
and reflect I’ve just saved fifty pounds
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