CAT AND MOUSE CAPERS

Eggs and bacon sizzling in pan
the Major in comfy chair
with moggy, Fireside, by the hearth
curled up without a care.

Suddenly, all hell broke loose
as Panic and Scurry scampered
Fireside didn’t turn a hair
their escape route wasn’t hampered.

Housekeeper squealed, stood on chair
the Major, he gave chase
round and round the kitchen
getting redder in the face.

T- towel flailed, crockery smashed
trophies fell off the shelf
the Major sternly cursed the cat
for not deploying stealth.

Fireside dodged an angry boot
and chased out of the house
‘Not keeping you,’ the Major cried
‘If you won’t catch a mouse.’

All in all, the deed was done
the mice escaped in fear
and later they both told their tale
to those who’d lend an ear.

Fireside skulked off to the barn,
but with no food their to find
he hoped, one day, there’d be a way
to change his master’s mind.

The next morning...

‘Twittawoo,’ said Olive owl
perched high upon a beam
whilst peering down on Fireside
who was looking rather lean.

‘So, what’s up with you ?’ she said
as Fireside licked a paw
and Panic and Scurry’s noses
were poked out through the straw.



Fireside said he was ravenous
and his life increasingly dire
for being a stray was not for him
and he wished he was home by the fire.
 
‘Hey,’ Scurry said, ‘You crazy mog
there just has to be a way
so I suggest we hatch a plan
and try to save the day.

The Major’s kicked you out,
'cos you don’t like killing mice
So you’ll just have to show him,
that you’ve taken his advice.’

Fireside looked at Scurry,
Olive and Panic too
who then gathered round
to discuss what they could do.  

They spent the morning planning
knew everything on cue
and soon the cast was ready
having carefully thought it through.

The drama was quite simple:
‘Murder On The Lawn’
but hopefully, without the  blood
or bodies being torn.

Fireside played protagonist - 
a - ‘ruthless killer cat’...
the two mice would be sacrificed
so moggy got his mat.

“Action!” ordered Fireside
nervous you could tell
till Olive managed to ram a twig
and ring the Major’s bell.

Fireside, with the mice on lawn
was full of apprehension
the Major though was at his door
and paying full attention.

The two mice scuttled round and round
Fireside giving chase
he picked them up, the deed was done
and two lives went to waste.


When Olive flew as decoy
and the Major looked her way
Panic and Scurry scampered off
but had they saved the day?

The Major grew suspicious -
when no bodies could be found
so, Fireside quickly licked his lips
to make the act look sound.

But, Major Payne was not impressed
and when Fireside sat on his mat
‘No fish for you,’ he firmly said
‘until you’ve killed a rat!’