Login   Sign Up 



 

Synopsis of Memoirs of a bar steward: Draft 4

by The Bar Stward 

Posted: 14 February 2010
Word Count: 831
Related Works: Memories of a bar steward: All PARTS uploaded so far... • Synopsis of a Bar Steward 2 • Synopsis of Memoirs of a bar steward • Synopsis of Memoirs of a bar steward: Draft 3 • 

Font Size
 


Printable Version
Print Double spaced


DRAFT 4

It is the year 2000 and Jacob Cox is 18 years old and dreaming about a life of going to the world’s best university and one day becoming the most powerful man in the country, the glorious position of Prime Minister. However, real life and dreams are two very different things, and Jacob is about to discover that unfortunately it is quite often nightmares that come true.

Instead of embarking on a new academic life, mingling with the greatest minds of his generation, Jacob will instead find himself on the run from Birmingham with his disastrous family, a combination of the worse, most dangerous and terrifyingly idiotic minds of their generations.

The Cox family leave Birmingham, and a trail of destruction behind them as they move to the ‘safe’ haven of the English Riviera, Torquay, to make a fresh start in a new business, a seaside pub called The Royal Ship, where they ask Jacob to be the licensee. Jacob believes his family has chosen him to captain the ship because they see in him the brilliant mind he believes he possesses, that he is the only one who can make the business a success because he has the idea’s which will lead them all to fame and fortune! What Jacob doesn’t realize is that he is the only member of the family who is eligible to be licensee as he does not possess a criminal record and while he sees himself as the boss, of absolute power; his family sees it very differently.

First to oppose Jacob at every turn is his rule dodging, good life living, carefree identical twin who is the exact opposite of himself in every way. Jacob must stop Miller from using the pub as his very own candy land; a place which his haphazard twin believes is stocked full of women and booze purely for his taking. Then Jacob finds his ‘brilliant’ ideas are constantly undermined by his younger, cooler brother Clint who has an irritating habit of being right and, worse, proving Jacob wrong. However, while Jacob must continuously battle to stop Miller from driving away his women customers and accidentally killing off the few loyal regulars that they have, and preventing Clint from stealing his cherished thunder, Jacob must also keep a close eye on his secretive, weasly father. Though Jacob finds it difficult to deal with his father’s casual flouting of the law, as he allows in underage drinkers and purchases bootleg booze and stolen food the moment that Jacobs back is turned, not to mention his willingness to be walked all over by a local family who might even be worse than his own, Jacob is fervently trying to discover just how his father managed to obtain the new business in the first place when his Dad owes more money out than Gordon Brown.

Jacob realises that the road to greatness is often a bumpy ride, but he will have to contend with a lot more bumps and crashes as there are plenty of other people trying to force him off of the road! Such as his mother.

Once the most feared person in all of the Midlands, Jacobs’s mother is a miniature wild haired woman of very few words, a retired gang lord who sees her move to the seaside as a chance to start a new quiet life. At first she takes a backseat, allowing her family to deal with their troubles in their own ways but when one of Jacobs big ideas goes terribly wrong and he finds himself publically humiliated by a rival landlord, the beast in his mother is awoken with a vengeance and Jacob must do all that he can from allowing the monster from wreaking a bloody revenge on all those who have wronged her son, but can he stop her?

Last of the Cox clan is little Marie, Jacobs 10 year old sister. As secretive as their father, as clever as Clint, and as ruthless as their Mother, Jacob knows that she is up to something, but what he doesn’t know, and couldn’t dare dread, is the terrible destruction her horrible plans will bring down on everyone!

However, as bad as all of his family’s actions are, none can rival Jacobs in terms of total, unmitigated disaster. The Mayor of Torquay brands him a terrorist from the north and vows publically that he will drive him out of town for good, and then amongst all of the chaos Jacob unexpectedly fall’s head over tit in love, only to discover that the object of his affection is engaged to one of the most dangerous men in Torquay.

All these events lead up and come to a head in a spectacular finale when one of television’s top reality TV shows arrive, at Jacobs invitation, to film a celebrity couple judging a charity karaoke contest, which the Cox family have organised to save the pub from bankruptcy and their lives from ruin.








Favourite this work Favourite This Author


Comments by other Members



The Bar Stward at 01:03 on 15 February 2010  Report this post
I've managed to somehow snag myself a weekend without work (well paying work, my wife saw this as the perfect opportunity for me to help out with lots of house work) and today I got some time to tackle another draft of my Memoirs of a bar steward synopsis.

I've tried to keep the loose tone of draft 1, and the information nature of draft 3, but it is a fresh write, not a cut and paste job. I hope I'm getting a little closer to the mark.

GaiusCoffey at 08:40 on 15 February 2010  Report this post
Have to work today, so no time to comment in depth, but purely in terms of clarity and involvement, I found this version lightyears ahead of any previous versions. To me, the story is clearly stated and easy to follow (even compelling).

For negatives/crits/queries;

There are one or two typos and it could do with a quick proof read once complete, but will leave you to find those!

Still curious as to whether all the people you mention are plot or subplot - a matter for debate methinks as there is such a clear progression that I'm happy to be wrong, but thought the little sister could maybe be cut (from synopsis only) without causing upset.

Also, for tone... Again one for debate. I don't know that the humour is coming across so strongly here. Then again, I don't know whether it needs to. Your first draft read like a blurb / teaser or hook. This reads (to me) like an informative précis of what happens. It's a matter of opinion whether having the humour of the first in your covering letter will be enough... and I have no basis to express my opinion with any force!

To me, this works as a device to communicate your story.

Gaius

The Bar Stward at 09:13 on 15 February 2010  Report this post
Thanks G, you always give great constructive comments. This time round I was trying to find the balance between information and some humour. The book is a black comedy, so its not OTT slapstick, more 'Shameless' 'Being Human' stylee, natural life comedy, more than comedy, I hope that this is driven by strong characters, and that is what I am trying to produce in my synopsis.

Its hard fitting in all the characters, so here I have just concerntrated on the immediate family, I've cut out the extended family (the O'Shea's and Jacobs cousin Koopa) and Jacobs best friend Curly and his (Curly's) horrible bully of a new girlfriend. All mentioned above is tied into the main plot, subplots consist of the O'Shea gangwar in Birmingham (which ties in with fathers storyline at the end) and Jacob, Miller and Clint trying to help Curly break free from his new girlfriend.

NMott at 14:41 on 15 February 2010  Report this post
You have concentrated on rewriting the original character sketches for all the secondary characters and in doing so have double the word count of this synopsis (and stretched the sentence length), but neglected the ending which rounds up Jacob's story.
The secondary characters are not important in this type of synopsis, and a simple one or two (reasonably short) sentence character sketch for each is sufficient (which you had in the first draft, and which just needed a little tweeking).
The blurby-style of your first draft is still more suited to this type of novel, but it needed rounding off, which you had done to a certain extent in your second draft. So just merge them.

fall’s head over [1]tit in love


Avoid being crude in a synopsis.


- NaomiM

<Added>

If oyu do nothing else, try to reduce your sentence length - some of these paragraphs were one sentence long which makes it very hard to focus on what they are conveying.

<Added>

For a blurb-style of synopsis you are aiming to convey the 'flavour' of the novel, not the detail.
However, if you would prefer to write the other type of synopsis then I'll take another look.

The Bar Stward at 14:56 on 15 February 2010  Report this post
The main problem with the first one was that it did not really tell anything about the story, it concerntrated on just establishing that Jacob was a bit of a hapless prat. Hmm, I'm going to look at my first draft and see what I can do with it.

NMott at 15:03 on 15 February 2010  Report this post
It is very difficult to explain the concept of a blurb-style synopsis. This novel is about the characters, not the plot. However, you need to show the agent that oyu have some sort of plot tying it all together, but don't get carried away with the character sketches of the secondary characters in the synopsis, the focus still needs to be on Jacob as the main character.

<Added>

And you need ot keep the humour rather than the detail. eg, in one recent synopsis someone described their character as having lollypop hair, which pretty much summed her up in one carefully chosen word; less is sometimes more.

The Bar Stward at 15:38 on 15 February 2010  Report this post
I've done a re-draft of the original verison. I can't upload it as a new post, so you will see above now DRAFTS's 4 and the new draft 5.

The Bar Stward at 17:02 on 15 February 2010  Report this post
I looked at your advice on the original draft and took out the lines that you said 'told' instead of showed. Hopefully draft 5 gives a clear, though less detailed account of the story and explains jacobs family and his own situation in a more straight to the point and humourous way

The Bar Stward at 09:33 on 16 February 2010  Report this post
I've uploaded draft 5 by itself now.


To post comments you need to become a member. If you are already a member, please log in .