Zoo Gorilla



There was a big, bright ape at a zoo in Sweden who

disliked being looked at when walking about in his

enclosure minding his own business. To get visitors

to move on he threw stones at them. Bad ape, bad

for business the wise zoo administration concluded.

A tranquilizer dart flew through the air and the ape

was rendered emasculated; one cannot have hostile

apes at a zoo, they should behave like cuddly giants.

Visitors who go to the big ape's enclosure, a at zoo

in an arctic town not too far from of Stockholm, do

not stay long; nothing much to see other than a fat

primate that only sits there and eats bananas.