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The Rabbit Club

by The Walrus 

Posted: 14 October 2003
Word Count: 24
Summary: I was recently 'accused' of being a conformist. This 'poem' is a rather pititful attempt at responding to such a remark.

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The ladies were in
Unanimous agreement
That Ms Summers
Should forthwith
Be awarded
For unflinching devotion
To the cause
Of Female Ecstasy.

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Fearless at 18:36 on 14 October 2003  Report this post
That's assuming

a) she invented it, and

b) it wasn't a bloke (not that I know what a rabbit is, sticking to DudeLube and 'cracking walnuts').

Of course, having worked for a Japanese conglomerate that actually had a group making such things, I suspect it may be a bunch of scientists with an adoration for plastic and rubber.

I am of course assuming that by being unanimous, nobody actually conformed.......

As a LadyBoy, I prefer to worship at the altar of Michelin and their Blow-Up Dolly division.

The Humbled Accuser


P.S. One's cup runneth over at the range, breadth and scope of your writing. At least here, one knows you don't conform.

Fearless x

The Walrus at 18:59 on 14 October 2003  Report this post
You are right, one can never make assumptions. But, in terms of your (b) point, get real. Is the Pope catholic? And, with such unanimity, conformity is extraneous.

You are welcome to Michelin and their Dolly division and of course the foot pump and puncture repair kit.

Finally, 'humbled' and 'Fearless' are not words that have a natural affinity.

The Walrus

Fearless at 19:44 on 14 October 2003  Report this post
'Humbled' and 'Fearless' - well, one of the names will have to go.

Why have a woman when you can burn rubber?

The Michelin Blimp

Ioannou at 21:15 on 14 October 2003  Report this post
Smiles! Prompt and precise format and wording works for me and cracks me up. Love, Maria.

The Walrus at 21:21 on 14 October 2003  Report this post
Well... resisting the temptation to take myself too seriously.

Thanks Maria.

The Walrus

The Walrus at 21:24 on 14 October 2003  Report this post

Am curious, which name will go?

The Walrus

Fearless at 21:42 on 14 October 2003  Report this post

I think we both know which one will go - and it ain't the one given to me by Pallas Athene in June :)


The Walrus at 21:45 on 14 October 2003  Report this post
Forgive me for pointing this out... but you forgot the 'less'.

The Walrus

Fearless at 21:46 on 14 October 2003  Report this post

Less x

roovacrag at 19:32 on 18 October 2003  Report this post
Read and re-read. makes me laugh, prefer the real thing to a fluffy bunny.xx

The Walrus at 17:22 on 19 October 2003  Report this post
Thanks Alice, glad it made you laugh.

The Walrus

Elsie at 22:35 on 06 November 2003  Report this post
Very funny. Thanks.

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