JAMES BROWN (sketch) by baumski

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JAMES BROWN (sketch)

by baumski

Posted: 07 January 2007
Word Count: 99
Summary: Submission for the humour group competition

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JAMES BROWN IS TALKING TO ST PETER OUTSIDE THE PEARLY GATES.

ST PETER: Welcome James, welcome. We’ve been expecting you.

BROWN: (SOUNDING MIFFED) Good for you because I wasn’t!

ST PETER: Were you not?

BROWN: Was I heck, man. There was I having a check-up when the doc said “Well James, how you doin', man?” and I got up, did some fancy footwork like this (DEMONSTARATES) and gave a twirl just like this. (DEMONSTRATES AGAIN)

ST PETER: Yes, (WATCHING INTENTLY) then what?

BROWN: So I turned to the doctor and said (SINGING) I feel…
(MATTER OF FACTLY) 'Dead'.

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Jim Beard at 09:47 on 16 January 2007 Report this post

What a way to go man. Nice little sketch Martin with a twist.

Regards

Jim

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baumski at 13:45 on 16 January 2007 Report this post

Cheers Jim. Actually I'm pleased you left some feedback if only to show that this group is still active. Bit of a worry to think hoe quiet its all gone, don't you think?

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Jim Beard at 20:23 on 16 January 2007 Report this post

I've got to say old bean that it's like pulling teeth, however I'm probably as guilty as anyone for not responding to others work as quickly as I should. At the moment I'm up to my neck in sorting out a move back to the UK but I still want to write. I guess it's like the old saying "when you are up to your arse in alligators it's difficult to remember that the object of the excercise is to drain the bleeding swamp"

With every good intention to continue

Regards

Jimbo

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