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THE POLICE INVESTIGATION (Sketch)

by baumski 

Posted: 26 July 2006
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THE POLICE INVESTIGATION
by
Martin baum

THE MAIN DESK. THERE IS A COMPUTER MONITOR ON IT. A WPC AND A SERGEANT ARE IN DISCUSSION. THE WPC APPEARS ANXIOUS.

WPC: (WITH URGENCY) Sarge, sargeÖ.

SERGEANT Alright, calm down. Whatís the problem?

WPC: Itís the Super. He canít find the mug shots and heís gone ballistic. He chewed my head off just now!

SERGEANT: Well knowing him he hasnít searched properly. Have you asked him if heís absolutely sure heís not seen them?

WPC: Oh sure. Can you imagine me saying (IN A CHILDISH VOICE) ďOh excuse me Chief Superintendent, but have you really looked hard enough Ė derrrrr!Ē

SERGEANT: Yes, I see your point.

WPC: Do you know heís actually accusing me of putting them in the wrong place!

SERGEANT: Oh heís absolutely hopeless but donít worry, because luckily I know exactly where those mug shots are.

WPC: Really?

SERGEANT: (SMUGLY) Oh yes.

HE CLICKS THE MOUSE. CLOSE UP OF THE SCREEN SHOWING THE EBAY SELLERS PAGE WITH A PICTURE OF THE MUCH SOUGHT AFTER COFFEE MUGS.

AN AGONISING CRY IS HEARD IN THE DISTANCE AND ALTHOUGH THEY DO NOT REACT, THE CAMERA FOLLOWS THE SOUND.

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