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by syorkslad26 

Posted: 16 June 2006
Word Count: 85
Summary: Another submission for comedy contest #13

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Anthony Beard

Int. Art Gallery. Day.

The GALLERY CURATOR guides an entourage of tourists around various pieces of artwork.

I’d like to bring this piece to your attention (Gesticulating to something O.O.S. on the floor) it’s called “Pussisplat” or more appropriately “What I’d like to do to the cat next door that keeps shitting on my lawn”

A stuffed cat stands startled; squashed with a car tyre indentation running over its back.

It’s a particular favourite –

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Comments by other Members

baumski at 20:59 on 16 June 2006  Report this post
Now THAT is bloody funny!

bjlangley at 16:01 on 29 June 2006  Report this post
Nice one. Made me smile. Short and to the point - gets to the laugh quickly.

All the best,


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