BECKHAM (sketch)
by 
baumski
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Posted: 18 May 2006 Word Count: 102 Summary: This is a naughty sketch for the Humour/Comedy competition. For parody songs, go to www.baumskifilks.com |
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BECKHAM
JASON: ‘Ere, our Kev, have you seen my brand new David Beckham Man U shirt ‘cause it’s brill is my brand new David Beckham Man U shirt which I got to replace my old brand new David Beckham Man U shirt which went out of date this morning and comes with matching David Beckham jock strap, David Beckham shin pads and David Beckham boot laces – with instructions.
KEV: Well our Jase, I’ve got Ferrero Rocher chocolates.
JASON: Why have you got Ferrero Rocher chocolates our Kev?
KEV: Because our Jase, just like David Beckham, it comes in a posh box.
JASON: ‘Ere, our Kev, have you seen my brand new David Beckham Man U shirt ‘cause it’s brill is my brand new David Beckham Man U shirt which I got to replace my old brand new David Beckham Man U shirt which went out of date this morning and comes with matching David Beckham jock strap, David Beckham shin pads and David Beckham boot laces – with instructions.
KEV: Well our Jase, I’ve got Ferrero Rocher chocolates.
JASON: Why have you got Ferrero Rocher chocolates our Kev?
KEV: Because our Jase, just like David Beckham, it comes in a posh box.
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