It's easier far for the bloke that comes after
to spot
point a finger at one wonky brick
than to build than to labour and lay
one by one
bit by bit
line on line
day on day a whole fucken wall!

Big Stu was a brickie a keen eye and true
Wee Matt
was a wanker, according to Stu
and Matt knew, oh knew, what to say
to make Stu
loss his cool
loss the heid
do his radge every fucken time!

If Matt, see, had went in the Sistine Chapel
before
like before all the painting was dry
he'd of said, he'd have piped up "Aye, Mikey
no bad, pal
but see that
wee angel ..."

and if you want my opinion Michelangelo would have been quite entitled to lamp the wee bastard just like Stu did to Matty the day he got fired.