Give me a canvas
sable brush
I will paint
a masterpiece.

Give me a pot
roller entwined
what do you get?

Paint on the ceiling
paint on the walls
paint on the carpets
paint on the doors


Splashed in my hair
splashed on the dog
stupid creature
silly old sod.

Still I venture
time running out
visitors coming
they all shout

Hi....
Bloody hell.