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Anti-Valentine`s Limerick

by  Non-Bard

Posted: Monday, February 14, 2005
Word Count: 30




My sweet valentine,
So fragrant and fine,
Straight in-to bed we did fall.

Although she was sweet,
When smelt I her feet,
Wished I she were not mine at all.