I used to be a linguistic perfectionist,
I've seen the potential of words and grammar.
But I feel like now its time to follow the crowd
Cos evryone dont do it n.e.more
if u can understand wot i say
why do i need 2 b cleva!
of corse this meens i may go 2 far
and u wont get it wot im saying...

I think I'll stick with saying what I mean
And meaning what I say!
I'm not going to be a linguistic penguin.
Who will join me on my ice-flow
And watch the multitudes paddle in freezing ignorance?