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LYRICAL POEMS

by  roovacrag

Posted: Sunday, December 26, 2004
Word Count: 60




POEM 1.
There was a veggie from Leeds
who ate a plateful of seeds
within a few hours
her head was in flowers
yet her armpits was covered in weeds.

poem 2.

Lapdancer living in Cheshire
used to cock her leg over the dresser
one day it was painted
she nearly fainted
as her assets got stuck and got fresher.