I met some EASTENDERS
while walking down CORONATION STREET,
they said they were seeing FRIENDS
in EMMERDALE they would meet.

Used to be their NEIGHBOURS
when they lived in BROOKSIDE
SONS and DAUGHTERS were HOME and AWAY
that was no surprise.

FAMILY AFFAIRS got out of hand
had to call in THE BILL,
finished up in CASUALTY
that was no big thrill.

DOCTORS sent them to the PRACTICE
still with no reMORSE
only a TOUCH OF FROST
then HOMEWARD BOUND of course.