You're all flashers,
standing there,
head in the air,
flashing what you think I care.

Your arms spread out
as you give me a shout
to what flash
really rather rash.

Smiles on faces
showing all graces
you stamp
then show me your feet.

Cost daddy a mint
flashing shoes I think
now I know
Your Daddy is skint.

£50 a pair
shocking,who cares,
All 3 are happy
even the one in a nappy.

New choo's nanna he chatter
run round the room in a clatter
flashing all to see
at the moment it's me.