Feeling alone? Your perfect partner may be living in your own home! We will introduce you to your wife or husband, finder's fee applies.

Shady, untrustworthy character seeks your property.

Bomb-disposal man, semi-qualified, be quick, fading fast.

Unique steam iron, full of wee, amaze your colleagues, empty the pub, your gateway to vagrancy for only £1.

Ill-advised home improvements, Russian-Stepped patio, revolving loft, padded cell, boating-lake bathroom, Cutty Sark conservatory, medieval dungeon and Big Dipper staircase, no reasonable offer refused, bumper boxed set of Changing Rooms videos thrown in.

Goodmans karaoke machine, unwanted children's Christmas gift, used over and over again, huge dent, slight bloodstaining and evidence of brain matter, otherwise fine.

Fortune-telling kit, reduced to £2 owing to anticipated selling difficulties.

Broken door, do not use this door, except for purposes of entry and exit from room, thank you.

Rocking chair, no longer rocks, also no longer a chair, hence £34.