32 Vaudeville Crescent
Mid town house ideally located for access to 32 Vaudeville Crescent. 800ft by 3ft. Suit thin professional couple, skinny threesome, Lampton Worm. Amateur building work has resulted in attractive open aspect to rear. Close to and, in fact, part of, the national motorway network; fully fitted, integral owners.

47a Poltergeist Gardens
Wheat Poultice & Co. are proud as hell to offer for sale this wartime home that was at its finest a few seconds before The Blitz, completely open aspect, no bedrooms, no reception rooms, makeshift bathroom. Light, airy feel, spectacular landscaping, suit fresh-air enthusiast, open-air cooking, spacious. Magnificent, unrestricted views. Requires some modernisation.

92 Availability Court
Much-sought-after and, indeed, impossible-to-find, surreal 18th-century home for sale. This moderately detached residence is well-situated within a popular period in Man’s history. The house offers living on three levels of consciousness. Property not bounded by time, space or physical dimensions; suit hippy-chick, time-traveller, acid-tripper.