Where is the airy mountain?
Is there a rushy glen?
Not going into the woods today
with all those little men.

Met Georgy Porgy,
kissed me once again.
I didn't cry like the other girls,
smacked him one instead.

Contrary Mary sitting there
a spider just above.
She got a tin of fly spray
and squirted him with love.

Jack and Jill came down the hill
feeling very frisky.
Bucket with no water in,
we know what they did was risky.