Forecast for today;
we’ll be experiencing some
dizzy spells
which will be accompanied by
hot flashes
due to a sudden fluctuation
in climate.
periods of depression
may follow.
there is also the chance of
irrational behaviour
which would be the cause of
anger or other emotional anomalies.
In extreme conditions there
could be evidence of
disorientation
and possible temporary
dyslexia
caused by problematic
functioning in the speech centres.

However, our five-day forecast
shows that things will
brighten up with
excursions
and visits from
old friends.
Not forgetting, of course,
some good-hearted fun and
comedy.