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Ballad of Kleenex King

by  Ling Ling

Posted: Sunday, March 28, 2004
Word Count: 56
Summary: My ex used to bully me terribly, he especially complained if I didn't take advantage of the many BOGOF deals when shopping. Funny, just as I left him, he had taken advantage of such an offer on Kleenex! Perfect timing!

Now I salute you 'The Kleenex King'
For all that I gave you -
Didn't count for a thing.

Just aswell you are counting -
The savings, the cost,
That superstore offer sure has paid off.

So, at night as you wonder -
what happened to your 'Fox'
Reach your hand into the notorius black box!