There was a young minister called Priti
whose behavior was condemned by committee.
Boris who is famously averse to the truth
has demanded Sir Alex should hide all the proof
now the Tories are mired in shitty

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There was a young minister called Priti
whose behavior was condemned by committee.
Boris who is famously averse to the truth
has demanded Sir Alex should hide all the proof
even Bullingdon boys agree it's pretty shitty.