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Winter Holiday

by  Mickey

Posted: Sunday, February 03, 2019
Word Count: 155
Summary: on the decision to suspend parliament for the winter recess and to be sung to Cliff Richard's 'Summer Holiday'




We’re all going on our winter holidays
no more Brexit for a week or two,
paid expenses on our winter holidays,
so sod the bleedin’ E..ee, U
for a week or two.
 
     Eight more weeks to Armageddon
     if the Bank of England’s forecasts come true.
     But what Mark Carney keeps forgettin’
     is our Parliamentary hols are due..oo!
 
We’re all going on our winter holidays
(avoiding Dover – we don’t want to queue)
We’re all going on our winter holidays,
so extend the talks for a year or two -
a no-deal Brexit won’t do.
 
     Unless we back the deal Theresa
     has brokered with the bloody EU,
     they say we’re gonna need a visa
     but let’s see if we do..oo
 
We’re all going on our winter holidays,
no more talking’s gonna change my view.
All this problem’s down to David Cameron
he got us into this stew, ew, ew
and we don’t know what to do.