I watch the TV weather girls
(Rachel, Sarah, and Georgina)
fixated on their every move
(Nina, Louise, and Alina)
 
Besotted with these small screen stars
explaining lines of isobars,
they say the Gulf Stream brings warm air
but in my dreams I just don’t care
 
It’s half past six – who’s it to be?
(It doesn’t really matter)
but after waiting eagerly …
 
It’s Tomasz Schafernaker!!


(This probably only makes sense in London and the south east!)