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Ron`s challenge 390

by  Mickey

Posted: Tuesday, September 5, 2017
Word Count: 56
Summary: A couple of entries for Ron's one-liner challenge




Ipso Facto
 
Is an Orange
called an ‘Orange’
because it’s orange?
OR
Is orange
called ‘orange’
because it’s orange
like an Orange?
 
 
 
 
The Egg-Timer

 
         Oh
       I wish
     I was an
    egg-timer
     cos that
      would
       make
         me
          s
          m
           i
           l
           e
         for
       while
       I was
    standing
    upon my
   head, you
    could run
     the four
      minute
        mile