U likey reedy versicrap?
Well earie swan 4U
to fanky fordy kyndiwords
for uffa stuffa do.
Cos froody inter nettiweb
I foundy buncha wordimates
who posty notes on fings I sed
(opini-views I preeshy ate)
I ritey rhymy rubbi-shpeek
for many yonky years
an dizzy swan I dunnis week
for your professhy ears.
I offa my apreeshythanks
for cawley mia friend –
I runny outta silliwords
so ere depoem ends!