Disco Dan
is the disc-jockey man
playing at the
Liquid Lizard Lounge.
He doesn’t do chart,
he’s the state-of-the art
as his double-decked
discs spin around.
With his tricks in the mix
he attracts all the chicks
who are queuing up
to offer him a ride.
While his strong steroid pecs
means he’s never short of sex,
Dan does a dose a
dealin’ on the side.
All the tic-tac touts,
and the limp lager louts,
and the bomber boys
with Beemers beefed to roar.
When they wanna stash a hash
and they’ve got the ready cash,
know that Dan’s the man
to ask for at the door.