The Postie Scale (Weather)
by Bay Stokes
Posted: Thursday, February 9, 2017 Word Count: 178 Summary: With deference to the world renowned Beaufort Scale, there is a new Winter weather guide, which I have called, "The Postie Scale." |
With deference to the world renowned Beaufort Scale, there is a new Winter weather guide, which I have called, "The Postie Scale."
I have noticed near me in London, Posties were wearing shorts throughout December 2016, only donning trousers for the January 2017 cold snap. I assumed there must have been some Postie sweepstake as they were sent out from the local sorting office. Who could go the longest and prove their ruggedness?
I have seen they are now back in shorts.
I therefore have my own variation on the world renowned Beaufort Scale, which I call the ‘Postie Scale’. It is only applicable in the Winter months and goes as follows.
I have noticed near me in London, Posties were wearing shorts throughout December 2016, only donning trousers for the January 2017 cold snap. I assumed there must have been some Postie sweepstake as they were sent out from the local sorting office. Who could go the longest and prove their ruggedness?
I have seen they are now back in shorts.
I therefore have my own variation on the world renowned Beaufort Scale, which I call the ‘Postie Scale’. It is only applicable in the Winter months and goes as follows.
- Postie in shorts with fleece tied around waist = cold
- Postie in shorts and wearing fleece = very cold
- Postie in shorts and wearing jacket = cold and wet
- Postie in trousers and wearing jacket = expect blizzard or arctic conditions