I love big tits.
People may think that this is unsophisticated.
But to be in contact with what is truly in your heart is the most sophisticated thing of all.

I love pies.
Apple pies.
Especially when they are cooked by women with big tits,
And especially when they are cooked especially for me.

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach,
But the way to a woman’s heart is to eat her pies.