Apps for All Platforms

Apps Apps Apps
billions of apps

Use your phone as an x-ray camera
hold it to your friend’s head, see
what’s between his ears

Apps Apps Apps
zillions of apps

Create a virtual doll
with the face of your ex
stick pins in it and send

Apps Apps Apps
ass-loads of apps

Play action RPGs
zap zap zap
Future Combat
(locations all over the globe)
zap zap zap

Apps Apps Apps
mondo mondo apps

quintillions of apps
brazillions of apps
beaucoup de apps
a heckalotta apps
apps up the yin-yang

But there’s one app
you must not steal
it’s the app of knowledge
it teaches U
how UN4TUN8 UR
UR married to a gizmo

Have you got
a shoogly table?


New ending

Have you got
a shoogly table?

Why not use
the stabilizer app?

Simply shut down
your portable device,
deploy it

sub-platform

(under the short leg)?