I killed a man once,
stabbed him with a rake

Looked at me funny he did,
so I gave it to him
right in the face.

Sorry sir,
but that does'nt qualify you
for the job.
Why don't you try
another bank?

Wasn't really a man,
more a collection of leaves

Wasn't really a rake,
more of a spade.

Sorry what were you saying?