I want to be a tight man
a fight man
a get it when I can man
a hard man
a ladies man
a take it when it's their man
a bad man
a cad man
a wham bam and thank you man
I want to be a flirt man
a take a bit of skirt man
a tart man
a slapper man
a kiss em quick and part man
I want to be a cheat man
a cheap man
a slip between the sheets man
a creep man
a street man
a leering smutty beer man
I want to be a cold man
an iceman,

but you say i'm too nice a man!


T Morgan