Flight of Fancy
by James Graham
Posted: Friday, June 12, 2009 Word Count: 111 Summary: A bit of light satire. I'm grateful to The Guardian for the idea. |
Flight of Fancy
Oh look! How wonderful!
Have you ever seen so many?
Old Spots, Saddlebacks, Sandy-and-Blacks,
Large Whites, and Middle Whites, and Large Black-Whites,
Berkshires, Tamworths, Moody-Woodies,
soaring high above Big Ben,
so graceful! Wheeling, turning, swooping low,
skimming the river and rising again
towards the sun! Have you ever seen
so many? Black Canarians, Blue Butts, Red Wattles,
Jejus, Fengjings and Surabayas - and is that
a pair of Mangalitsas? Oh, the beauty
of these creatures! How they climb the air!
And such variety! This is a day
I will remember always.
Such awe-inspiring promises,
the most splendiferous in living memory,
must have been made today
beneath Big Ben!
Oh look! How wonderful!
Have you ever seen so many?
Old Spots, Saddlebacks, Sandy-and-Blacks,
Large Whites, and Middle Whites, and Large Black-Whites,
Berkshires, Tamworths, Moody-Woodies,
soaring high above Big Ben,
so graceful! Wheeling, turning, swooping low,
skimming the river and rising again
towards the sun! Have you ever seen
so many? Black Canarians, Blue Butts, Red Wattles,
Jejus, Fengjings and Surabayas - and is that
a pair of Mangalitsas? Oh, the beauty
of these creatures! How they climb the air!
And such variety! This is a day
I will remember always.
Such awe-inspiring promises,
the most splendiferous in living memory,
must have been made today
beneath Big Ben!