the place has been booked
the route has been planned
clandestine meeting
head in the sand

no one should know
our secret he said
who was he kidding
in that double bed


a man with an ego
the size of his house
but if you ask questions
he'll shrink like a mouse

a warning for all
when charm comes your way
keep it on your terms
or you'll rue the day

don't fall for the smarm
not hard I confess
don't lap up the charm
or you'll end up a mess


make sure you don't fall
in love at this level
oh do I sound like
the advocate's devil?

if a man has no joy
and says that his wife
resists all his charms
and he has a hard life


just examine the facts
you'll see its all lies
he wants clandestine meetings
without any ties