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ECO CAVEMEN (sketch)

by  baumski

Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2007
Word Count: 101
Summary: This is a short sketch about, er, eco cavemen.




CAVEMEN – OG AND THUG - SIT AROUND A RAGING FIRE. LOTS OF TYPICAL CAVEMAN NOISES LIKE GRUNTING AND THAT SORT OF THING ARE HEARD. THUG PUTS ANOTHER BIT OF WOOD ON THE FIRE.

OG: What you doing, Thug?

THUG: Me make fire. Me cold.

OG: No - no fire! Fire bad. Think of dinosaur.

THUG: What dinosaur?

OG: Exactly. Dinosaur all gone. And weather bad. First, no rain for long time, then rain for long time. Not normal. Not right. And land disappear by sea that come and wash it away and that why no fire. (POINTING) Greenhouse effect.


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