WIND TURBINES
BY MARTIN BAUM

A COUPLE ARE TRYING TO TALK BUT CANNOT BE HEARD ABOVE A LOUD ENGINE SOUND. THE MORE THEY TRY TO BE HEARD THE WORSE THE NOISE AND SO ON UNTIL, FINALLY, ONE OF THEM CLICKS A REMOTE CONTROL AND THE NOISE SWITCHES OFF.

WOMAN: (SHOUTING) I said how’s the new roof wind turbine?

MAN: (SHOUTING) Hardly notice it.


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