JAMES BROWN IS TALKING TO ST PETER OUTSIDE THE PEARLY GATES.

ST PETER: Welcome James, welcome. We’ve been expecting you.

BROWN: (SOUNDING MIFFED) Good for you because I wasn’t!

ST PETER: Were you not?

BROWN: Was I heck, man. There was I having a check-up when the doc said “Well James, how you doin', man?” and I got up, did some fancy footwork like this (DEMONSTARATES) and gave a twirl just like this. (DEMONSTRATES AGAIN)

ST PETER: Yes, (WATCHING INTENTLY) then what?

BROWN: So I turned to the doctor and said (SINGING) I feel…
(MATTER OF FACTLY) 'Dead'.


END