SCENE: A MAN (HENRY) HAS HIS HEAD BURROWED IN BETWEEN A WOMAN’S BREASTS WHEN HIS WIFE ENTERS.

WIFE: My God – Henry! What on earth do you think you’re doing with the aupair?

HENRY: Oh, hello dear, I’m just helping the poor girl out with her inflatable bra.

WIFE: And how are you doing that with your head in between her tits?

HENRY: I’m inflating them orally.

WIFE: Why?

HENRY: The pump broke.


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