AND FINALLY..... (sketch)
by 
baumski
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Posted: Friday, October 6, 2006 Word Count: 131 Summary: This was a submission for the humour/comedy competition |
Content Warning
This piece and/or subsequent comments may contain strong language.
This piece and/or subsequent comments may contain strong language.
AND FINALLY….(part 1)
NEWS READER: And finally – football. England have been in action tonight. We’ll be showing highlights of all the violence directly after this bulletin so if you don’t want to see how many were bloodshed, look away now.
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AND FINALLY…. (part 2)
NEWS READER: And finally – Tony Blair. The Prime Minister has been in action with the press today. We’ll be showing highlights of todays fuck-ups and denials directly after this bulletin so if you don’t want to see the bullshit, look away now.
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AND FINALLY…. (part 3)
NEWS READER: And finally – showbiz. Daniella Westbrook has been secretly filmed buying crack. We’ll be reporting on that story directly after this bulletin so if you don’t want to see her crack, look away now.
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NEWS READER: And finally – football. England have been in action tonight. We’ll be showing highlights of all the violence directly after this bulletin so if you don’t want to see how many were bloodshed, look away now.
END
AND FINALLY…. (part 2)
NEWS READER: And finally – Tony Blair. The Prime Minister has been in action with the press today. We’ll be showing highlights of todays fuck-ups and denials directly after this bulletin so if you don’t want to see the bullshit, look away now.
END
AND FINALLY…. (part 3)
NEWS READER: And finally – showbiz. Daniella Westbrook has been secretly filmed buying crack. We’ll be reporting on that story directly after this bulletin so if you don’t want to see her crack, look away now.
END