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THE REAL REASON WHY CHANGING ROOMS GOT CANCALLED

by  baumski

Posted: Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Word Count: 50




WITH A VERY HAPPY GRIN ACROSS HIS FACE, DIY MAN HANDY ANDY LIES DEAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A SPIRIT LEVEL STICKING OUT OF HIS BACKSIDE. HE IS SURROUNDED BY THE REST OF THE CHANGING ROOMS TEAM LOOKING VERY SOMBER.

LINDA BARKER: Suicide. He was DIY till the end.


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