Blind Date

A couple sit at a table drinking their coffee, there is an awkwardness between them, suddenly the woman, PAM, sits back in her chair and closes her eyes.

PAM
Ahh.

The man PAUL looks on bemused.

PAM
Ahhh, ahh.

PAM continues for several beats, until her faked orgasm reaches a crescendo.

PAM
Ahh, yes! Yes! Yes!

PAM bangs her head on the table and writhes about in her seat, PAUL looks on gobsmacked and astonished. Finally when it’s over, PAM looks up and runs her hand through her dishevelled hair.

PAM
God, I’ve always wanted to do that,have a Meg Ryan moment, so what did you say you do for a living?