Board
by shatner
Posted: Thursday, June 22, 2006 Word Count: 484 Summary: Short radio sketch |
BOARD TO DEATH
CHARACTERS
Mrs Waddington - late 50s respectable lady
Driver - Female Ambulance Driver
Medic - Female Ambulance Medic
Doctor - Male Doctor
Operator - Female Telephone Operator
OPERATOR: (D) Which emergency service do you require, fire brigade,
police or ambulance?
MRS WADDINGTON: Ambulance, it's my husband, he's hurt. I don't know what to
do. I can't wake him up. He's lying on the floor. There's
blood. Please help send someone quickly.
OPERATOR: (D) I need your name and address.
MRS WADDINGTON: Waddington. We live at Park Lane.
OPERATOR: (D) I need you to be more specific.
MRS WADDINGTON: Go past the jail, down Regent Street, past Liverpool Street
Station.
OPERATOR: (D) We'll send someone straight away.
MRS WADDINGTON: Please hurry.
F/X: PHONE GOES DOWN AND FADE OUT TO SOUND
OF AMBULANCE SIRENS, PEOPLE LEAVING
CAR, KNOCKING ON DOOR AND DOOR OPENING
DRIVER: Mrs Waddington?
MRS WADDINGTON: Yes. Thank God youre here.
MEDIC: Where is he?
MRS WADDINGTON: Hes in the study. Follow me.
F/X: SOUND OF RUNNING THROUGH HOUSE, DOOR
OPENING
DRIVER: Can you tell me what happened?
MRS WADDINGTON: He was coming in to get the candlesticks. They were up on
the shelf they must have fallen on him. When I heard the
crash I came in and found him on the floor.
MEDIC: He's breathing, but unconscious, we need to get him in the
ambulance.
MRS WADDINGTON: Ill follow you.
F/X: FADE TO AMBULANCE SIRENS COMING FROM
INSIDE AN AMBULANCE
DRIVER: Has he got a pulse?
MEDIC: Yes but he's bleeding badly (pause) we're out of big
bandages.
DRIVER: What!!
MEDIC: Weve only got a box of small ones.
DRIVER: Just join some together.
MEDIC: How many?
DRIVER: I dont know. Just connect 4.
MEDIC: That's got it.
F/X: SOUND OF AMBULANCE STOPPING AND DOORS
OPENING.
MEDIC: We need a doctor! Quick!
DOCTOR: What have we got?
MEDIC: Male, late 40s, serious injury to the cranium.
DOCTOR: Blood pressure 110 over 60. Pupils dilated. He doesnt look
too good. We need to get him into theatre now.
DRIVER: Ill go and see his wife.
F/X: SOUND OF A HEART RATE MONITOR INSIDE
OPERATING THEATRE
DOCTOR: Ok, I think I've stopped the bleeding, nurse some suction
please I can't see. There seems to be a funny bone in there,
I need to remove it. (pause) It's really tricky, can't quite get to
it, nearly there¦ nearly there.
F/X: SOUND OF A LOUD BUZZER GOING OFF
DOCTOR: Damn!
F/X: FADE TO GENERAL BACKGROUND SOUND OF
HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM
MRS WADDINGTON: They're taking a long time it's such a frustration.
DRIVER: Patience Mrs Waddington, I realise you're worried.
F/X: SOUND OF DOOR OPENING
DOCTOR: Mrs Waddington?
MRS WADDINGTON: Yes. Yes Doctor. Is my husband all right?
DOCTOR: (Pause) Sorry.
F/X: SOUND OF WOMAN SOBBING
MRS WADDINGTON: It's so unfair. I loved him. You don't care. You think this is
just a game.
CHARACTERS
Mrs Waddington - late 50s respectable lady
Driver - Female Ambulance Driver
Medic - Female Ambulance Medic
Doctor - Male Doctor
Operator - Female Telephone Operator
OPERATOR: (D) Which emergency service do you require, fire brigade,
police or ambulance?
MRS WADDINGTON: Ambulance, it's my husband, he's hurt. I don't know what to
do. I can't wake him up. He's lying on the floor. There's
blood. Please help send someone quickly.
OPERATOR: (D) I need your name and address.
MRS WADDINGTON: Waddington. We live at Park Lane.
OPERATOR: (D) I need you to be more specific.
MRS WADDINGTON: Go past the jail, down Regent Street, past Liverpool Street
Station.
OPERATOR: (D) We'll send someone straight away.
MRS WADDINGTON: Please hurry.
F/X: PHONE GOES DOWN AND FADE OUT TO SOUND
OF AMBULANCE SIRENS, PEOPLE LEAVING
CAR, KNOCKING ON DOOR AND DOOR OPENING
DRIVER: Mrs Waddington?
MRS WADDINGTON: Yes. Thank God youre here.
MEDIC: Where is he?
MRS WADDINGTON: Hes in the study. Follow me.
F/X: SOUND OF RUNNING THROUGH HOUSE, DOOR
OPENING
DRIVER: Can you tell me what happened?
MRS WADDINGTON: He was coming in to get the candlesticks. They were up on
the shelf they must have fallen on him. When I heard the
crash I came in and found him on the floor.
MEDIC: He's breathing, but unconscious, we need to get him in the
ambulance.
MRS WADDINGTON: Ill follow you.
F/X: FADE TO AMBULANCE SIRENS COMING FROM
INSIDE AN AMBULANCE
DRIVER: Has he got a pulse?
MEDIC: Yes but he's bleeding badly (pause) we're out of big
bandages.
DRIVER: What!!
MEDIC: Weve only got a box of small ones.
DRIVER: Just join some together.
MEDIC: How many?
DRIVER: I dont know. Just connect 4.
MEDIC: That's got it.
F/X: SOUND OF AMBULANCE STOPPING AND DOORS
OPENING.
MEDIC: We need a doctor! Quick!
DOCTOR: What have we got?
MEDIC: Male, late 40s, serious injury to the cranium.
DOCTOR: Blood pressure 110 over 60. Pupils dilated. He doesnt look
too good. We need to get him into theatre now.
DRIVER: Ill go and see his wife.
F/X: SOUND OF A HEART RATE MONITOR INSIDE
OPERATING THEATRE
DOCTOR: Ok, I think I've stopped the bleeding, nurse some suction
please I can't see. There seems to be a funny bone in there,
I need to remove it. (pause) It's really tricky, can't quite get to
it, nearly there¦ nearly there.
F/X: SOUND OF A LOUD BUZZER GOING OFF
DOCTOR: Damn!
F/X: FADE TO GENERAL BACKGROUND SOUND OF
HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM
MRS WADDINGTON: They're taking a long time it's such a frustration.
DRIVER: Patience Mrs Waddington, I realise you're worried.
F/X: SOUND OF DOOR OPENING
DOCTOR: Mrs Waddington?
MRS WADDINGTON: Yes. Yes Doctor. Is my husband all right?
DOCTOR: (Pause) Sorry.
F/X: SOUND OF WOMAN SOBBING
MRS WADDINGTON: It's so unfair. I loved him. You don't care. You think this is
just a game.