Just
by 
syorkslad26
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Posted: Friday, June 16, 2006 Word Count: 85 Summary: Another submission for comedy contest #13 |
"Just"
Written by
Anthony Beard
Int. Art Gallery. Day.
The GALLERY CURATOR guides an entourage of tourists around various pieces of artwork.
GALLERY CURATOR
I’d like to bring this piece to your attention (Gesticulating to something O.O.S. on the floor) it’s called “Pussisplat” or more appropriately “What I’d like to do to the cat next door that keeps shitting on my lawn”
A stuffed cat stands startled; squashed with a car tyre indentation running over its back.
GALLERY CURATOR (O.O.S.)
It’s a particular favourite –
Written by
Anthony Beard
Int. Art Gallery. Day.
The GALLERY CURATOR guides an entourage of tourists around various pieces of artwork.
GALLERY CURATOR
I’d like to bring this piece to your attention (Gesticulating to something O.O.S. on the floor) it’s called “Pussisplat” or more appropriately “What I’d like to do to the cat next door that keeps shitting on my lawn”
A stuffed cat stands startled; squashed with a car tyre indentation running over its back.
GALLERY CURATOR (O.O.S.)
It’s a particular favourite –