BECKHAM

JASON: ‘Ere, our Kev, have you seen my brand new David Beckham Man U shirt ‘cause it’s brill is my brand new David Beckham Man U shirt which I got to replace my old brand new David Beckham Man U shirt which went out of date this morning and comes with matching David Beckham jock strap, David Beckham shin pads and David Beckham boot laces – with instructions.

KEV: Well our Jase, I’ve got Ferrero Rocher chocolates.

JASON: Why have you got Ferrero Rocher chocolates our Kev?

KEV: Because our Jase, just like David Beckham, it comes in a posh box.