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Real Life for C++ Programmers

by  radavies1uk

Posted: Sunday, March 19, 2006
Word Count: 48
Summary: I don't know if this is a valid poem form or not, but I was playing about a few years back and had this. Any opions on this? It kind of links with discussion on the Select * FROM piece.
Related Works: SELECT Star FROM Me.Heart • 



#include <RL4CPPP.h>

LOC PullAtBar(LOC Bar, HUMAN Self)
{
  int X = MAX_NUM_SENTENCES;
  int Y = UGLY_POINTS;

  while(Self.Lonely)
  {
    printf("I need someone...");
    if(Person.Approaches)
    {
      do
      {
        BuyDrink(Person);
        BuyDrink(Self);

        CurrentSubject = random(X)
        printf("%s",Sentences[CurrentSubject]);

        while(Person.Happy && Sentences[CurrentSubject])
        {
          printf("%s",Sentences[CurrentSubject++]);
          scanf("%s", &Person.CurrentSentence);
          AnalyseAttitude(Person);
          Self.Lonely --;
          Y--;
        }
 
        AnalyseAttitude(Self);
        Self.Pissed++;
        Person.Pissed++;

        if(Y > 0)
          Self.Pulled = false;
        else
          Self.Pulled = true;

      } while(Self.Respect && !Self.Pulled);   
    }
    else
    {
      Self.Lonely++;
    }
    
    if(Self.Money <= 0)
    {
      if(Self.Pulled)
        return Person.Home;
      else
        return Self.Home;  
    }
  }
}