COWBOYS (sketch)
by 
baumski
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Posted: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 Word Count: 75 Summary: This is my entry into the Eurovision song contest.... Sorry. that should have read for the comedy contest#9 |
COWBOYS
BY MARTIN BAUM
THERE IS A QUEUE OF PEOPLE STANDING QUIETLY WHEN SUDDENLY A COWBOY ENTERS WILDLY FIRING HIS GUN IN THE AIR.
COWBOY: Yeeeeehaaaa! The trains ain’t a comin’ d’ya hear? No trains! Yeeeeehaaaa! No sireee – no trains, so you better git while you got the chance. Yeeeeehaaaa!!!
THE COWBOY EXITS.
MAN: Is it any wonder we’ve got a crap railway system when it’s run by a bunch of bloody cowboys!
END
BY MARTIN BAUM
THERE IS A QUEUE OF PEOPLE STANDING QUIETLY WHEN SUDDENLY A COWBOY ENTERS WILDLY FIRING HIS GUN IN THE AIR.
COWBOY: Yeeeeehaaaa! The trains ain’t a comin’ d’ya hear? No trains! Yeeeeehaaaa! No sireee – no trains, so you better git while you got the chance. Yeeeeehaaaa!!!
THE COWBOY EXITS.
MAN: Is it any wonder we’ve got a crap railway system when it’s run by a bunch of bloody cowboys!
END