JOHN LENNON AT THE HARVESTER
by 
baumski
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Posted: Tuesday, February 7, 2006 Word Count: 166 Summary: This is my submission for the humour/comedy #7 competition. - Don't forget to check out more of stuff at www.baumskifilks.com |
JOHN LENNON AT THE HARVESTER
O/V: We now take you back in time to the early sixties where a very young John Lennon used to wait tables at the local Harvester Restaurant in Liverpool just across the road from the Cavern.
LENNON: So that’s a burger and chips is it mate?
MAN: Yes, that’s right.
LENNON: Look, if you don’t mind me saying, like, but what you need with this dish is vegetables. Can I suggest petit pois? (Man looks puzzled) Peas.
MAN: Oh! No thanks.
LENNON: But they’re delicious with a knob of butter and a sprinkling of salt. My aunt Mimi swears by it.
MAN: Thank you but I’m happy enough with the burger and chips.
LENNON: But you can’t whack a portion of peas – it really makes the meal complete.
MAN: No! (Lennon is being persistent and dogged) NO! Look what is your problem – I’m not interested!
LENNON: Oh come on, mate, all I’m saying is give peas a chance.
END
O/V: We now take you back in time to the early sixties where a very young John Lennon used to wait tables at the local Harvester Restaurant in Liverpool just across the road from the Cavern.
LENNON: So that’s a burger and chips is it mate?
MAN: Yes, that’s right.
LENNON: Look, if you don’t mind me saying, like, but what you need with this dish is vegetables. Can I suggest petit pois? (Man looks puzzled) Peas.
MAN: Oh! No thanks.
LENNON: But they’re delicious with a knob of butter and a sprinkling of salt. My aunt Mimi swears by it.
MAN: Thank you but I’m happy enough with the burger and chips.
LENNON: But you can’t whack a portion of peas – it really makes the meal complete.
MAN: No! (Lennon is being persistent and dogged) NO! Look what is your problem – I’m not interested!
LENNON: Oh come on, mate, all I’m saying is give peas a chance.
END