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All good things come to those who wait

by  Inspiration  ( 2362 )

Posted: 25 March 2005
Word Count: 634
Summary: Flash which I nearly forgot to post. It's a few minutes until the dealine! Oh well, it's going in now...


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“Dinner’s ready!” I shouted upstairs to my Darling who was locked away in his study, playing on his computer games, like a child. The child we never had. I thought back to the day when I suggested that we should try for a baby. His cruel reply is permanently etched on my brain, as is the image of him sticking his nose up in disgust at my latest attempt of a meal we were eating at the time
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“Darling, children need routines and proper meals at the correct times. Not nasty, sporadic, bland, pre-packed offerings like this!” he snorted. And if that wasn’t enough, he then added, ‘Last minute surprises full of microwaves are not nutritional enough for me, let alone a growing child. You’ve got a lot to learn, honey!”

And over the years I have learnt a lot. My speciality is beef pie. Once I perfected the art of thawing and rolling out a packet of puff pastry, the rest, the filling, was easy. It’s amazing what you can buy from the supermarket these days.

Within twenty minutes I can produce a professional looking meat pie, full of tasty chunks of beef and tender chopped vegetables, mixed with rich dark gravy. Packed with all the essential vitamins, minerals and nutrients to keep him in tip-top condition, which he still insists upon.

Eventually, my Darling joined me and sat down at the dining table with the dog waiting, just as keenly, by his side. Yes, things had certainly changed since the old days. It was even Bono’s favourite meal too.

As usual the oven timer buzzed at precisely six o’clock. I grabbed a tea towel and removed my culinary delight from the gaping mouth of the sweltering oven. The pie looked perfect, (even if I do say so myself!)

Placing the decorative dish on its dedicated place in the centre of the table, I quietly relished the delicious smell of success.

I served up the extra vegetables and the steaming mashed potatoes, while the crisp, delicately browned pie slowly cooled amongst the neatly laid plates and cutlery. When I brought in the gravy, Bono’s nose sniffed the air as he sat dripping on the carpet, obediently awaiting his own portion.

“Don’t worry Bono!” I said with a baby voice he seemed to understand. “You’ll get yours, you always do!” Two pairs of eyes watched my every move while I carefully cut open the puffed pastry crust into triangular slices, releasing the tantalising beefy aroma.

“Hmmm! That looks and smells good again Honey. You’ve certainly found your niche. When I think about those awful meals you used to cook…”
“Here you are Darling” I interrupted. “Tuck in!”
“Are you sure you don’t want a piece? Have you got one of your heads again?” he asked in a rather unsympathetic tone, crushing his quarter and spoiling the fancy pastry leaf I had artistically topped the pie with.
“I know,” I replied. “I can’t seem to shake this pain.” I said as I walked to the kitchen and placed the dirty pots and pans into the kitchen sink, filling it up with warm water. When I returned to the table with a hand pressed gently against my forehead, my Darling was already helping himself to another slice.

At least you haven’t lost your appetite, I thought watching my Darling shovelling huge forkfuls into his mouth with great gusto. It was sure worth going that extra mile so see him eating so well. Especially, being so difficult to please. I knew I could teach him to like my food.

Yes, it really is amazing what you can buy from the supermarket these days. At only ninety pence for a large adult sized can, beef chunks in gravy from the dog food shelves is such a bargain!





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Posted by :  Jim Beard at 20:19 on 25 March 2005
Inni
Glad you posted it. It’s good to know that your Darling will not go short of meat!

Regards

Jim
Posted by :  e.g. at 08:11 on 26 March 2005
That showed him - I wzs ready to punch your Darling by the end! I wonder if you need the baby reference? If yoy want to keep it in, you could add something at the end - now she's cooking decent meals, she should be 'allowed' to have one, although the dog seems to have replaced a baby here.

"Last minute surprises full of microwaves " this didn't make sense to me - Last minute microwave surprises?

"His cruel reply is permanently etched on my brain," this seemed a little OTT and watch out for over-use of adjectives/adverbs in general.

This is almost a horror story, Inni!

Elspeth
Posted by :  crowspark at 09:55 on 26 March 2005
This was great Inni, you had my mouth watering. I was expecting a twist but hadn't guessed this one although the clue was there.

The husband was excellent, well orchestrated indignation which made me pleased he was being given dog food.

The "full of microwaves" comment is something I often think myself as I am never sure they have finished banging about inside all those water molecules.

If it were mine I would lose some of the "darling"s at the end although I appreciate the irony.

Great flash.

Bill
Posted by :  Inspiration at 11:09 on 27 March 2005
Thanks Guys (and Dolls!)

I will tighten this up and return later! Looking forward to taking part in the next challenge, too! (I need the spontaneous, quick thinking practice!)

While I'm slicing it apart, I may add (ooh, sucks cheeks in as if *dodgey*) a little line about the dog being my substitute baby. (Well, not mine my MC's, I have a little monster of my own!)

XXXInniXXX
Posted by :  Dee at 11:51 on 27 March 2005
Very funny, Inni.

tasty chunks of beef and tender chopped vegetables, mixed with rich dark gravy. Packed with all the essential vitamins, minerals and nutrients to keep him in tip-top condition,

I must be watching too many adverts because I guessed at this point what she was doing. I suspected at the first sentence, and the second one confirmed it.

It’s still a very entertaining story – but I wanted him to find out what he was eating!

Dee
Posted by :  Inspiration at 12:49 on 27 March 2005
Thanks for your comments Dee.

I'd like to tell him, but it would spoil the fun for me. The MC is a little on the weak side, and over the years this is proably the best way, (the only way) she feels safe - getting her own back.

XXXInniXXX
Posted by :  Joel at 17:02 on 27 March 2005
Hi Inspiration,

I really enjoyed this. From the very first paragraph, I was hooked. I thought the way Darling was a capitalized was a nice touch. The sarcasm really reinforced the narrators contempt for her husband.

It was really impressive, how you immediately established his heartless character and gradually increased the reasons to dislike him. This combined with the narrators internal dialogue about cooking shot cuts, had me really liking her and really disliking him by the end.

I must admit I thought she was going to poison him, but I’m really glad she didn’t as I wouldn’t have believed it. The dog food was just right, humiliation on a daily basis without him ever knowing.
In my opinion it was really well written too, I could almost smell the pie!

Good luck with it.

Cheers,

Joel
Posted by :  Joel at 17:02 on 27 March 2005
Hi Inspiration,

I really enjoyed this. From the very first paragraph, I was hooked. I thought the way Darling was a capitalized was a nice touch. The sarcasm really reinforced the narrators contempt for her husband.

It was really impressive, how you immediately established his heartless character and gradually increased the reasons to dislike him. This combined with the narrators internal dialogue about cooking shot cuts, had me really liking her and really disliking him by the end.

I must admit I thought she was going to poison him, but I’m really glad she didn’t as I wouldn’t have believed it. The dog food was just right, humiliation on a daily basis without him ever knowing.
In my opinion it was really well written too, I could almost smell the pie!

Good luck with it.

Cheers,

Joel
Posted by :  Inspiration at 19:56 on 27 March 2005
Thanks Joel,

It was fun writing it. I have a dog, and sometimes it does smell good! Having said that, I'd never eat it,(oh, no, not in a million years) but I thought for a story, it would be a great idea, a cheap trick for a belittled MC. If you excuse the pun!

XXXInniXXX
Posted by :  DerekH at 11:29 on 28 March 2005
Inni... I was sure you were gonna kill him off. I'm glad you didn't, the dog food was a much funnier option. I must admit I didn't spot the 'Essential vitamins...." Dog food description, so you got one over and me and that makes it funnier.

One thing distracted me...calling the dog Bono... I couldn't help but see the leather clad Irish crooner waiting patiently for some scraps under the table.

Great story,

Derek.
Posted by :  Anj at 13:12 on 28 March 2005
Inni,

I kept thinking she was going to kill her Darling and put him in the pie, and wondered how you were going to pull that off - but the dog chunks is much better: and I didn't get the adline hint either, but loved it once I did.

Great stuff

Andrea
Posted by :  Inspiration at 18:48 on 28 March 2005
Thanks Derek and Andrea!

Derek,

Now I'm seeing Bono wearing sunglasses, singing for his dinner from under the table! LOL!

Point taken, and if I ever send this off, I WILL change the dogs name!

(Unless of course it is for the U2 appreciation society!)

Andrea,

(Sung to Gloria Gaynor's 'I will survive!')

At first I was afraid
I would have him fried
Kept thinking ways I could bake him in my pie,
But then I spent ninety pence
thinking this will do the trick,
He needs to suffer long
without me doing any wrong

Behind his back
with smiling face
I just picked up a cook book, and
you had that look upon your face
I should have put more dog food in
I should have made more gravy boats
If you had known for just one second
what I put upon your toast.....

(My MC's hubby that is, not you!)
Posted by :  Anj at 19:07 on 28 March 2005
Inni, that's fantastic! How did you do that? I'll be giggling all night now ;)

Take care
Andrea
Posted by :  Inspiration at 19:25 on 28 March 2005
Thanks Anj,

Just in that type of mood, I'm pleased to say! Don't know why...must have eaten something!

~ Cheeky grin! ~

Glad you liked it! I aim to please! Although, you wouldn't say that if you actually heard me singing that!

Voice like an angel, is far from the truth!

XXXInniXXX
Posted by :  bjlangley at 20:45 on 31 March 2005
Inni, I really enjoyed this. I thought it was going to be poison - god food is far more satisfying - especially after those little clues were revealed. Darling is such an arse of a character, that he deserves this. (for a while i feared the dog may end up in the pie!)

All the best,

Ben
Posted by :  Inspiration at 14:23 on 01 April 2005
Thanks Ben!

Nah, I could never do that to a dog! But men? Well, only in my dreams!

Only joking, by the way. I have a lovely Hubby and Son. I don't really hate men (honest). It's just a subject which keeps raising its ugly head, appearing in my stories! Haven't got a clue why! Perhaps I should see someone...

Oh god, I'm digging myself even deeper.

I retract everything I say, just in case!

XXXInniXXX
I'll get my coat...
Posted by :  lieslj at 03:28 on 02 April 2005
Hi Inni,

I missed this one last week. You really set up the last line very well. It is a fine revenge fable.

At times I thought the adjectives and adverbs became distracting. One of the most challenging thing for me as a writer is to remove these qualifiers that pop up so easily.

Regards
Liesl
Posted by :  Writewayze at 17:23 on 05 February 2008
I liked this.. I was expecting the obvious 'cannibalism' ending, but you surprised me even with the hints.

Just one nit to pick.
I think the dog would drool over the carpet rather than drip. I know my dog used to!

A nice pithy 'biter-bit'. Love 'em

John


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